Oh yeah, that's pretty serious.
So we go in the spice bazaar, me in search of the best pistachios on earth, Julie in search of... well... spices I guess.
And after a few minutes I must grudgingly admit the spice bazaar is pretty cool. The smells are wonderful and the colors, well...Most stores have their spices in colorful pyramids. They're just begging to have their photo taken.
Twice.
But perhaps the most heavily advertised product is a spice I've never heard of before: Turkish Viagra.
Five times in the night? Good luck, indeed. So of course I have to buy some. But then I turn the corner and see...
Aw man! Six times in the night? I've been ripped off!
Eventually we found the vendor that sold the specific type of pistachio that I deemed the best (and most vendors deemed the most expensive). They were worth every penny. Worth, perhaps, even more than ten times in the night... but that's hard to know for sure.
do they make a pistachio-viagra hybrid? i'm, um, asking for a friend...
ReplyDeletespeaking of spice world, did we pay full price to see Spice World at the Chinese theater WAY back in the day or am i dreaming that?
ReplyDeleteFunny thing. I was just telling this story today.
ReplyDeleteWe did, indeed, pay full price to see Spice World, but there is one small detail that's wrong. We saw it at the Beverly Center, not the Chinese.
Sweet merciful crap, that's some good funny.
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