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Sunday, May 07, 2006

SO HOW LONG UNTIL THEY INVADE POLAND?

Today President Bush announced that he had looked into the soul of German Chancellor Angela Merkel.

Several years ago, Bush looked into the soul of Russian President Vladimir Putin and declared him a good man. Things have gone very poorly since then.

So I'm worried when Bush looks into people's souls. It think it alters their souls and makes them do naughty things. France, Switzerland, Luxembourg, Belgium, The Netherlands, Denmark, Poland, Czech Republic and Austria... consider yourself warned.

Liechtenstein, you're probably safe for now. Go back to your bratwurst.

1 Comments:

At 3:34 pm, Blogger thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

I think we can all agree Dubya isn't exactly an excellent judge of character.

 

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