Now folks know I've been nothing but happy with ye olde beard....
But with springtime here, it was time to make some changes. So I decided to audition some new looks...
First up, some big sideburns and a Van Dyck? Not very professional. Perhaps I can go with...
Handlebars! Oh yeah! What's that line... any ladies want a ride on these handlebars?
Moustache? Well, it takes a special kind of straight guy to pull off a moustache. I'm not that guy
So I guess I'm stuck with my boring old stupid face again. Oh well.
I rather fancy the roguish look of the handlebars but you needed a derby and cane to carry it off!
ReplyDeleteNext time, just for the experience, try shaving off half of each - the beard and the mustache, but on opposite sides.
ReplyDeleteThen you can launch your life of crime because eye-witnesses won't agree on the description and you can show up clean shaven.
Starr
oh boy... those handlebars were tough to look at! i guess i prefer boring and stupid...
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