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Sunday, June 08, 2008

HELLFIRE AND DEEP DISCOUNTS

This week I saw a documentary on a family living in Oklahoma. They attended a church that had the following slogan on its sign (recreated here through the help of the Church Sign Generator)...
This seemed clever enough, until I realized it was probably a recycled slogan from long ago. You see, Wal Mart never billed themselves as "The Savings Place." I believe that was K-Mart. But K-Marts have all but vanished from the American landscape, so I guess they had to substitute Wal Mart instead. But why not just address K-Mart's financial woes while trying to save some souls?Or perhaps you could just own the whole K-Mart thing...Any good Wal Mart related church sign slogans out there? Do tell.

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At 9:04 am, Blogger thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

Once when I asked my parents about not only the origin of all babies — but my own specific existence — I was told I was a blue light special at K-Mart.

No kidding.

 
At 7:32 am, Blogger Reluctant Kerry said...

"We disregard unwholesomeness faster than Wal-Mart disregards basic human rights and dignity"

Too much a stretch? Yeah, I thought so, too.

 

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