HELLFIRE AND DEEP DISCOUNTS

This week I saw a documentary on a family living in Oklahoma. They attended a church that had the following slogan on its sign (recreated here through the help of the Church Sign Generator)...
This seemed clever enough, until I realized it was probably a recycled slogan from long ago. You see, Wal Mart never billed themselves as "The Savings Place." I believe that was K-Mart. But K-Marts have all but vanished from the American landscape, so I guess they had to substitute Wal Mart instead. But why not just address K-Mart's financial woes while trying to save some souls?Or perhaps you could just own the whole K-Mart thing...Any good Wal Mart related church sign slogans out there? Do tell.