CHURCH SIGNS ARE BACK!

Say what you will about the South, it has the highest concentration of silly church signs you'll find anywhere. And when I left the Confederacy the only things I missed (apart from a few great people) were those church signs.

The fact is, people here in Oregon just don't create church signs with the kind of zip that is, "How will you travel to eternity: smoking or non-smoking?" Or the Halloween classic: "Heaven is no trick, Hell is no treat."

Some well meaning people directed me towards a few signs here, but they just didn't cut it. But today, I was driving down East Main Street in Medford and found a church (can't remember the name) with the following message (recreated with the help of the church sign generator):

Praise be! While it's not the best in the world, it's not bad. It's working off of current events, and clearly isn't just taken from one of those church sign books.

I'll be following this church's work carefully. Medford may finally have its own wacky church sign!